I Nearly Killed That Squirrel

It would’ve been my first roadkill in 47 years of near misses

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I was driving with a friend some years ago. I was in the passenger seat. Kirby was driving. I saw the damn squirrel on the road, and he didn’t even blink. He didn’t swerve or decelerate.

Kirby ran over that critter like it wasn’t even there. The poor squirrel never had a chance. The…